I'd take a shove for $10,000!!!
Ya know Jeff Gordon was fined $10,000 yesterday by NASCAR for pushing Matt Kenseth after Kenseth bumped Gordon into a wreck and from a Top Five Finish to a 21st place finish in Sunday's Food City 500 at Bristol. Now I'm no fan of violence but 10 grand is a lot of money. What does NASCAR do with that fine money? The brand new North Carolina lottery starts on Thursday. Do you think NASCAR wants to be the first to purchase 10,000 one dollar scratch off tickets? Or will they take the fine money and put it into a big pot and then toss it to fans as a reward at the end of the season? Maybe it'll just go to operating expenses? Or does it go to buying luxurious lunches at Pulliam's hotdogs? I mean that's 20000 thousand hot dogs. What a party that would be for us carnivores. Just exactly where does all that money go?
Maybe NASCAR should donate all fines to Speedway Children's Charities.
This is the first infraction I can ever remember for Jeff Gordon that didn't involve his car. He's Mr. Clean and if he was mad then you know something was up with the bump Matt gave him on Sunday. Of course in the world of Jeff Gordon finances that fine is like the price of an ice cream cone, and it won't faze him. The probabtion will continue until August 30th. Gordon will have to watch his p's and q's or he'll end up like Jimmy Spencer......on double secret, super, if it woulda been Cale Yarborough he woulda thrown a punch probation. I love drama!!!! Yeah baby!!! Let's go to the Mart. Nothing like a good short track to fire up the Silly Season!!!!!
Note to NASCAR: I'll let Jeff shove me for 10,000 grand. I could be the official NASCAR aggression relief support person.

